Cass: social work, sarcasm, moody, gemini.

Tell me your punniest dad joke.

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  1. sergle: “comfort zone ”

    sergle:

    comfort zone

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  1. introvertedstarlight:

    showerthoughtsofficial:

    Your bed is just basically a shelf where you put your body when you are not using it.

    Delete this off the internet

    (Source: reddit.com)

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  1. desert-nausea: “Georges Bataille, The Impossible ”

    desert-nausea:

    Georges Bataille, The Impossible

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  1. bnmxfld:

    “Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that.”

    — Azra Tabassum

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  1. afterlifeoftheparty:

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